Burning Man Rumors For 2006

[Scout]

What rumors have you heard about the 2006 Burning Man?? This is what I’ve heard so far:

1. Anarchists will attack and destroy Burning Man. (I’ve heard thisevery year since before I went to the burn)

2. Chai Guy has been elected to lead the Critical Tits Parade this year because of his
enormous man-boobs. (Remember Chai, no bra this year)

3. DaBomb will be right behind Chai laughing her butt off.

4. Scout will go to the Majic Wands workshop on the playa and make a magic wand
and turn everyone at Burning Man into frogs. (Except those that are already frogs)

5. Dr. Placebo will be selling drugs at Center Camp and get caught repeatedly by the
police, but he will be let go since what he is selling has no active ingredients.
Unfortunately Dr. Placebo will be stoned to death by a group of drug crazed Burners that can’t stand the fact that he brought commerce to the playa and didn’t
just give them the drugs.

6. ibDave will be seen running around in only a pair of chaps with a really bad sunburn.

7. Blade will be right behind DaBomb laughing with, not at Chai’s enormous
man-boobs.

8. Grumpy Old Bastard will be at Center Camp handing out candy to all the good
little girls and boys and being nice. (Which he will be arrested for and spend the
entire week in the Reno jail with his new boy friend Bubba)

What rumors have your heard????

Scout

[ChaCha]

2. Chai Guy has been elected to lead the Critical Tits Parade this year because of his enormous man-boobs.

Scout


I've heard this before. Since it's been posted here, it *must* be true.

:)P

[Scout]

Cha Cha I must agree. Since I believe everything I read and since this is a webpage of good respect you must be right. We should congratulate Chai Guy when we see or hear from him on this momentous occasion of his election to lead the Critical Tits Parade.

Scout

[Blade]

"With, not at" huh?

Hm... howzabout we split the difference and just saying I'm laughing *towards* the man-boobs? <grin>

[ibdave]

I heard that Scout will be doing the sound for Cher's Concert.
(he was told to do the set up at the Jiffy Lube camp)

[ChaCha]

is Scout good with his hands?

[ibdave]

Let me put it this way.. I have seen what he can do with small hard items...

[DaBomb]

It's true. It's all true. I'm laughing my butt off now.

Ummm...I heard Lecter will actually wear a real costume this year.

[Lecter]

Ummm...I heard Lecter will actually wear a real costume this year.Is this the outrageous rumor thread?

:p

[Scout]

I’ve heard that Lecter wears only a cowboy hat and nothing else for the entire week of the burn and just wonders around asking people if they would share their blanket. Is this true?

Scout

[Scout]

is Scout good with his hands?


Cha Cha to answer your question I am VERY good with my hands. I often work with things that you can only see with a magnifying glass……sometimes it’s very sad.

Scout

[ChaCha]

Is this the outrageous rumor thread?

:p


I'm not sure if the criteria is outrageous, but -
a little bird told me that word is out that DaBomb will be special hosting newbie Brittany Spears this year... Who knew?

Cha ::

[DaBomb]

Oops! I did it again!

I'm not
so
innocent!

[Lecter]

I’ve heard that Lecter wears only a cowboy hat and nothing else for the entire week of the burn and just wonders around asking people if they would share their blanket. Is this true?

ScoutNope, quite the opposite.

I wear a blanket and wait for people wandering around who offer to share their cowboy hats with me.

L

[Lecter]

...a little bird told me that word is out that DaBomb will be special hosting newbie Brittany Spears this year...If that is true, then I am joining the shirt cocker camp!

L

[ChaCha]

If that is true, then I am joining the shirt cocker camp!

L

No guts, no glory!!! Go for it L!

:eek:

[Scout]

Nope, quite the opposite.

I wear a blanket and wait for people wandering around who offer to share their cowboy hats with me.

L


Wow, what an idea. I guess it gives you a new look at the term, “You want to snuggle, Cowboy?”

Scout

[ChaCha]

Wow, what an idea. I guess it gives you a new look at the term, “You want to snuggle, Cowboy?”

Scout

Perhaps his secret for making so many friends?

Cha ::

[ibdave]

Perhaps his secret for making so many friends?

Cha ::

But who wears the spurs???:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[ChaCha]

Hahahahahahahahahhaaaaahhahha