Humor ~ any good BM jokes out there?

[water_bear]

Humor ~ any good BM jokes out there?

Bear

Laughter is good for the soul

[phlyfiremama]

How many burners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
no, really...:)
love & laughter

[Blade]

How many burners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
no, really...:)
love & laughter


Let's see...


* One to start a tribe/ forum/ discussion group/ etc discussing "tips & tricks for changing lightbulbs" ; Four to point out that several already exist

* At least 3 to mention how much better lightbulbs used to be

* Either about six firespinners to set up a poi routine to celebrate the changing of the bulb and symbolize the new light, or tribal-/belly dancers to choreograph a dance routine. Also: drummers.

* Three or four with glow sticks and psychedelics to sit around so they can trip off the pretty light when it comes back on

* A whole gaggle to say "Who needs a lightbulb? Just throw something on the fire!"

* One to actually DO it, while muttering "Crap, it's JUST a lightbulb, not a freaking religion, people!"

* One to take the old lightbulb and either wrap it in fake fur or cover it in something sparkly; another one to suggest it go in the Temple.

Hmmm...

;)

[Blade]

Spankings! I forgot the spankings!

[Lecter]

From Think on tribe.net:

Q: How can you tell if you have a stupid Petite Beagle?
A: It chases parked art cars!

From Brian on tribe.net:

On the night of the Burn I go around shouting "Theatre!" because that's my only chance to do so in a crowded fire....

:)

[Lecter]

Spankings! I forgot the spankings!You do know what the penalty for forgetting spankings is don't you?!?

:rolleyes:

[jason1969]

How many burners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
no, really...:)

Burners don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in other people's dusty tents!:p

I can't take credit for that one, I saw it on tribe...